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Vancouver Demotivational Poster


TAGS: nero rome vancouver hockey riot
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - June 18, 2011, 12:55 am, #220199
Uhmmm, yeah. No. Here's the thing, Airdude, can I call you Airdude? Anywho, here in Canada we all know that hockey is a major aphrodisiac -- so much so that the best pickup line going is: C'mon eh, baby, I'm hung like a hockey puck.
Airman - June 17, 2011, 6:04 pm, #220169
just saw a news update on the ph**o. They are a couple, and she was knocked over and hurt by a police shield. He was helping her. Just bruises it turned out
Shadowjoe - June 17, 2011, 3:09 pm, #220159
At least, he showed up more than the team on the ice... and probably will score more too

REDNECK OLYMPIC BIATHLON - To hell with winning a biathlon gold medal, I'm shooting dinner!



THE WINTER OLYMPICS - Let the games begin

BAD LOSER - Canada responds to hockey defeat.

TAGS: healthcare canada usa vancouver games
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by lagame

know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 10:25 pm, #195418
i can't have everything i ever wanted until i die because i will still be wanting different things while i am alive, :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:37 am, #160660
*much....(I've gotta stop drinking)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:36 am, #160659
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:35 am, #160658
That would be a horrible thing to go to children....I'm as ashamed as I could be....(which isn't nuch)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:33 am, #160657
Whatever floats yer boat...as it were.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 7:27 am, #160655
On waffles or in them? Or both? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:14 am, #160654
I've got a honeybee extractor as well.......do they like honey-oil on their waffles....I know I do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:11 am, #160653
What?......I've got a Vaporizer...They're kid friendly.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 6:45 am, #160652
LoL @ your last sentence. Should I light them a cigarette and pop open their beer, too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 1:05 am, #160644
Any time, We could use more American visitors of your caliber.......Bring your kids, I've got plenty of weed.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 10:46 pm, #160613
Oh, snap, Moo! Here I come...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:41 pm, #160611
And Weed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:40 pm, #160610
I don't take pills anymore.....(the spiders)....But if you or TOC wanna come visit the next time you get sick, I'll gladly tell the hospital that we're related and score you some free health care. Also, We have Beer.
lagame - February 24, 2010, 2:41 pm, #160504
I don't have healthcare because I have a daughter and wife, and I pay the healthcare for them.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:39 pm, #160503
TOC and I would both feel better about our current situations, if Mooo+ would share some of those I feel good pills
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 2:36 pm, #160502
I don't have healthcare because I have a ****ty job. Now, you may ask, "Why don't you go get a better job?" I'm in school, see, and at present I'm in my best situation. How nice for you that you have everything you ever wanted, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 2:27 pm, #160500
I have Healthcare because I'm Canadian and I'm Awesome.
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 2:26 pm, #160499
i have healthcare because i have a job. people without healthcare choose to be without healthcare. i once had a job without healthcare, but i wanted healthcare so i got a better job with benefits. i think people should have to work for wants & needs
Bovee - February 23, 2010, 1:59 pm, #160323
i like the poster but the caption could have been better. and the metal round has not started yet so its not over.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 1:24 pm, #160321
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5h0QC7bditrEb3wYz_6_b-gsGGDxA Pointing out Hypocrisy doesn't make me a sore or bad winner. If anything he should have had it done in Canada to prove how great it is there.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:55 am, #160314
I disagree. Go to the forum and look under the USA Vs Canada thread. And bring your funny, not a pissy attitude. (don't 1L my sumo either) XD
lagame - February 23, 2010, 11:52 am, #160313
Americans... bad winners...
Densaku - February 23, 2010, 11:50 am, #160312
Actually she made a point. But she forgot to mention we have real beer too...Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am, #160305
What?........you wanna rethink that JMac? Talk aboot bad loosers.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 10:49 am, #160303
And yet you still come here to see a doctor for anything more than the sniffles.

VANCOUVER - You'll come for the Winter Olympics, but, after a few hits, forget who won.

SLOW MOTION DEATH - NBC is THAT desperate for ratings.

TAGS: luger death nbc vancouver olympics 2010
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Todd M.

Thunderstrike - July 20, 2011, 12:05 am, #221588
I can see my house from up here!!
TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 1:39 am, #158164
Hypocrisy! Todd is THAT desperate for ratings!
Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:04 pm, #158084
Let's see, 80+ mph (128+ km/h for the rest of you), minimal padding... I'm amazed more people haven't died. Just think, if he'd been going headfirst, they call THAT Suiciding.
rerun - February 14, 2010, 4:48 pm, #158052

as is Todd for attention
Derek - February 14, 2010, 4:21 pm, #158049
Poor blighter.